I was the writer for the launch of Apple Music and the original iPad Pro. I created ads with the likes of Disney and Vanity Fair. I concepted and executed global social campaigns. And even named cocktails and wrote speeches for Bozama Saint John. If you want to know more, let's chat.
Look, I get it. Some of y'all need to put your eyes on the gosh darn words. If that's you, then please email me and I'll send you a nifty little password-protected PDF with a couple of samples of my work on apple.com.